Zorac (zorac) wrote,
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The Slithering Truth

So, apparently we aren't allowed to take any hand luggage onto 'planes on account of some bomb plot. Of course, this is just a cover-up. It's not really bombs they're worried about:

Snakes on a Suitcase!

Snakes on a Guitar Case!
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I WANT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING LIQUIDS OFF THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.
OMG. Imagining you saying that with Samuel L. Jackson's voice. That alone had me rolling with laughter. *snorts* Oh god.
Oh Chris. <333333 *dead*
And it would have been funnier if I had remembered the existence of the word DRINKS as well. *gnashes teeth* *curses self*

Still not comedian.
*dies*
O RLY?