Zorac (zorac) wrote,
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The Slithering Truth

So, apparently we aren't allowed to take any hand luggage onto 'planes on account of some bomb plot. Of course, this is just a cover-up. It's not really bombs they're worried about:

Snakes on a Suitcase!

Snakes on a Guitar Case!
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  • 8 comments

jiggery_pokery

August 10 2006, 16:44:34 UTC 14 years ago

I WANT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING LIQUIDS OFF THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.

nystana

August 10 2006, 16:50:19 UTC 14 years ago

OMG. Imagining you saying that with Samuel L. Jackson's voice. That alone had me rolling with laughter. *snorts* Oh god.

folk

August 10 2006, 16:57:39 UTC 14 years ago

Oh Chris. <333333 *dead*

jiggery_pokery

August 10 2006, 18:07:54 UTC 14 years ago

And it would have been funnier if I had remembered the existence of the word DRINKS as well. *gnashes teeth* *curses self*

Still not comedian.

sophie10

August 11 2006, 12:16:14 UTC 14 years ago

*dies*

zorac

August 17 2006, 22:56:09 UTC 14 years ago

O RLY?

chinawolf

August 10 2006, 16:50:00 UTC 14 years ago

That is one BIG snake in that guitar case.

carol_j

August 10 2006, 18:43:01 UTC 14 years ago

Great... I'm gonna link it :)