Zorac (zorac) wrote,
Zorac
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IM IN UR KITCHEN, COOLIN UR FOODZ.

After nearly four months of waiting, the last appliance has finally made its appearance. After last week's fiasco, with the two deliver men deeming themselves insufficient, this week they sent ... two delivery men. Plus a risk assessor. After much umming, ah-ing and measuring, they decided that it just might be possible (but that the four man team wouldn't have helped because there's no way that more than two guys would be able to get at the thing whilst lifting it up the stairs). After removing the fridge doors and my front door handle, the proper application of brute force seemed to do the trick, and the last hole in my kitchen is finally filled. Final risk assessment - this shows what can be done - but also what really shouldn't be attempted...
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zorac

October 10 2006, 10:43:35 UTC 14 years ago

WAI.

Haha, but I have a lock on my bedroom door to prevent people getting in and kicking me out of my big squishy bed!

OK, not really. I could stick a chair under the door handle or something, though...

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zorac

October 10 2006, 12:27:46 UTC 14 years ago

No, no, I think you'll find that in fact I am Spartacus.

That's shocking! I'm afraid that theiflets are not permitted to visit my flat kthxbai.

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zorac

October 10 2006, 13:03:47 UTC 14 years ago

Do you have a Spartacus icon? Do you? No? I though not. Therefore I must be Spartacus.

It has always been the policy. You just never 'fessed up to be a theiflet before!

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zorac

October 10 2006, 14:21:23 UTC 14 years ago

Gah! Denied!

Ah, well, that doesn't make you a theiflet, merely a sneaksy wenchlet, and therefore you may be permitted to visit.

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zorac

October 10 2006, 15:28:41 UTC 14 years ago

You misunderstand me. I was expressing woe that I had been denied.

I shall prepare for you the Pink Princess Bed tonight, O sneaksy wenchlet.

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