March 30th, 2004

spam

Spammer's Porsche up for grabs

AOL may be home to legions of netspeaking plebes going 'Me Too!', but sometimes they do us all a service:

Evil Spammer: Generic Viagra!
Evil Spammer: Cheap Mortgages!
Evil Spammer: Hot Porn!
Evil Spammer: Phony Degrees!
Evil Spammer: Septic Tanks!
Evil Spammer: Nigerian Money!
AOL: *lawsuit*
AOL takes Evil Spammer's car and all his money
Evil Spammer: Woe!
AOL: Members: Win a Spammer's Porsche!
Spam-hating Internet Users: Muahahahaha!

Read AOL's pun-filled press release here.
More snarkiness can be found over on Slashdot.
BBC News article here.
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