Firstly: Eleventy-one posts is too short a time to spend among such excellent and admirable LiveJournalists. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. (No, I can't figure out if that's a compliment either.)
Secondly: I've heard news that Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is due out on DVD on the 11th of April (UK and US). Allegedly includes 19 additional/extended scenes, interviews with Dan, Rupert, Emma, JKR and Steve Kloves, plus other gubbins.
Thirdly: I would like to make an ANNOUNCEMENT. This is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOODBYE!
Update: At Rivendell. Elrond has gigabit wireless networking and more Internet bandwidth than the whole of AOL. Ruddy elves always get the best kit. I guess this means I can keep posting, though...