Zorac (zorac) wrote,
Zorac
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  • Mood: I am the Anti-Delia

All your m00se are belong to us

Well, it seems like my kitchen mojo has well and truly departed. I'd just put some oil on in the frying pan when I got a 'phone call. Ten minutes later, "what's that smell?". Open the kitchen door and WHOOSH! Great clouds of smoke! I manage to turn the ring off, stick the frying pan under the cold tap and open the window before retreating with streaming eyes and a hearty cough. On the second attempt, I managed to break the wooden spatula I was stirring with, and when I went to put water on for the pasta, I managed to turn on the wrong ring and end up with a well-done panhandle.

Methinks I should stick to puddings.

Cats: You have no chance to survive make your Butterbeer
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'dick'
Captain: You know what you eating
Captain: Move 'dick'
Captain: For great t00bage
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zorac

February 10 2003, 14:24:43 UTC 18 years ago

Probably not the best of times ;-)

Just a bad evening... The end result was edible, so I'm not complaining.

Given he whole smoke thing, am amused to note that the itemid is 33999.

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hermorrine

February 10 2003, 14:36:37 UTC 18 years ago

*laughs* That's the emergency number over there, right? It's 911 here.

And I meant it more along the lines of "You poor thing, I'll come and cook for you," not to rub my skills in your face! I wouldn't do that.

zorac

February 10 2003, 14:51:09 UTC 18 years ago

That's right, and it's 112 on the continent, I believe - yay standardisation :)

And I know you meant well - I just can't resist teasing. *runs bath*

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hermorrine

February 10 2003, 18:35:34 UTC 18 years ago

Lucky for you I *like* being teased by you... ;) but I have to wonder at that zombie bit in this thread. *wonders*

LOLOL Are you now trying to tease me with thoughts of you in the bath???

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