Zorac (zorac) wrote,
Zorac
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  • Mood: I am the Anti-Delia

All your m00se are belong to us

Well, it seems like my kitchen mojo has well and truly departed. I'd just put some oil on in the frying pan when I got a 'phone call. Ten minutes later, "what's that smell?". Open the kitchen door and WHOOSH! Great clouds of smoke! I manage to turn the ring off, stick the frying pan under the cold tap and open the window before retreating with streaming eyes and a hearty cough. On the second attempt, I managed to break the wooden spatula I was stirring with, and when I went to put water on for the pasta, I managed to turn on the wrong ring and end up with a well-done panhandle.

Methinks I should stick to puddings.

Cats: You have no chance to survive make your Butterbeer
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'dick'
Captain: You know what you eating
Captain: Move 'dick'
Captain: For great t00bage
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jiggery_pokery

February 10 2003, 15:17:30 UTC 18 years ago

I understand that most of MacT00bage survived on pudding alone from Sunday afternoon onwards, so I say "why not?".

I can recommend Mark's curries. And beef stews. And chilli. And especially his bolognese. We ought to get Mark to start cooking some of them so that they can be ent00(m)bed in the c00kb00k.

zorac

February 10 2003, 15:22:38 UTC 18 years ago

See? I have l337 c00k1ng ski11z!

(slips bribe to Chris)

Bribe me do

jiggery_pokery

February 10 2003, 15:27:16 UTC 18 years ago

I want to know whether your dick is as good as mhw's. Now there's a challenge, eh?

Dickfight! Dickfiiiight!

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leiabelle

February 10 2003, 16:15:45 UTC 18 years ago

*groan*

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