Zorac (zorac) wrote,
Zorac
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  • Mood: I am the Anti-Delia

All your m00se are belong to us

Well, it seems like my kitchen mojo has well and truly departed. I'd just put some oil on in the frying pan when I got a 'phone call. Ten minutes later, "what's that smell?". Open the kitchen door and WHOOSH! Great clouds of smoke! I manage to turn the ring off, stick the frying pan under the cold tap and open the window before retreating with streaming eyes and a hearty cough. On the second attempt, I managed to break the wooden spatula I was stirring with, and when I went to put water on for the pasta, I managed to turn on the wrong ring and end up with a well-done panhandle.

Methinks I should stick to puddings.

Cats: You have no chance to survive make your Butterbeer
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'dick'
Captain: You know what you eating
Captain: Move 'dick'
Captain: For great t00bage
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zorac

February 10 2003, 15:13:33 UTC 18 years ago

*dies*

strangefrontier

February 10 2003, 16:12:37 UTC 18 years ago

*pokes zorac with a stick*

Oops.

I'm likin' your icon

jiggery_pokery

February 10 2003, 16:24:17 UTC 18 years ago

*giggle*

(please imagine the thumbs-up icon alongside the subject)

Re: I'm likin' your icon

strangefrontier

February 10 2003, 16:43:21 UTC 18 years ago

Pleased to meet you, I'm the girl who evidently has too much time on her hands...

Ironically enough, I really suck at Zero Wing. *cough*damnillegalROMsofoldgenesisgames*cough*

Grr Argh

zombie_zorac

February 10 2003, 16:37:41 UTC 18 years ago

*climbs slowly to feet*
*shuffles toward supply of fresh brains*

Re: Grr Argh

strangefrontier

February 10 2003, 16:46:33 UTC 18 years ago

*reloads twelve gauge shotgun*

Don't make me break out my m4d h34d5h07 5ki110rz.

Re: Grr Argh

jiggery_pokery

February 10 2003, 17:18:31 UTC 18 years ago

m4d h34d5h07 5ki110rz

L0L L0L L0L R07FL. w00t!

STOP THAT IT'S SILLY

Re: Grr Argh

strangefrontier

February 10 2003, 17:46:13 UTC 18 years ago

*hangs head in shame* I've been reading too much Megatokyo recently.

Crossover!

jiggery_pokery

18 years ago

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sw33t!

strangefrontier

18 years ago

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jiggery_pokery

18 years ago

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zombie_zorac

18 years ago

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vamp_zorac

18 years ago

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jiggery_pokery

18 years ago

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I'm likin' your icon

jiggery_pokery

February 10 2003, 17:15:03 UTC 18 years ago

*uncontrolled chuckling*

It's the "bust out the hilarious new icons" thread!

(Or, more accurately, Mark's decided what to do with one of his 14,000 spare invite codes...)

*still chuckling*

Re: I'm likin' your icon

leiabelle

February 10 2003, 17:23:24 UTC 18 years ago

Mark's decided what to do with one of his 14,000 spare invite codes...

I had the exact same thought! :X

*dies*

leiabelle

February 10 2003, 17:18:31 UTC 18 years ago

Dude, that is the BEST zombie picture. <3

Re: *dies*

jiggery_pokery

February 10 2003, 17:21:16 UTC 18 years ago

I know someone who looks like zombie_zorac on a good day.

(He lives in NY and is actually a really good guy. He just looks a little undead, that's all.)

Re: *dies*

leiabelle

18 years ago

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Re: *dies*

nystana

18 years ago

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*thumbs up*

leiabelle

18 years ago

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Re: *dies*

zorac

February 11 2003, 00:21:14 UTC 18 years ago

Being really tired helps with the expression ;-)

Re: Grr Argh

cygnusfap

February 11 2003, 05:04:36 UTC 18 years ago

EEEEEEEP. Mark is terrorising the fandom!

Better than m00se!

zombie_zorac

February 11 2003, 05:23:13 UTC 18 years ago

Mmmm. Fandom Brains...

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