Zorac (zorac) wrote,
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All your m00se are belong to us

Well, it seems like my kitchen mojo has well and truly departed. I'd just put some oil on in the frying pan when I got a 'phone call. Ten minutes later, "what's that smell?". Open the kitchen door and WHOOSH! Great clouds of smoke! I manage to turn the ring off, stick the frying pan under the cold tap and open the window before retreating with streaming eyes and a hearty cough. On the second attempt, I managed to break the wooden spatula I was stirring with, and when I went to put water on for the pasta, I managed to turn on the wrong ring and end up with a well-done panhandle.

Methinks I should stick to puddings.

Cats: You have no chance to survive make your Butterbeer
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'dick'
Captain: You know what you eating
Captain: Move 'dick'
Captain: For great t00bage
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*pokes zorac with a stick*

Oops.
*climbs slowly to feet*
*shuffles toward supply of fresh brains*
*reloads twelve gauge shotgun*

Don't make me break out my m4d h34d5h07 5ki110rz.
m4d h34d5h07 5ki110rz

L0L L0L L0L R07FL. w00t!

STOP THAT IT'S SILLY
*hangs head in shame* I've been reading too much Megatokyo recently.
I look into MT from time to time and find it hard to imagine that there can be too much Megatokyo. You do know about the megatokyocomic syndicated feed, don't you?

One of my friends, dr4b, cosplayed Capture The B34r. *happy sigh*

sw33t!

strangefrontier

18 years ago

Re: sw33t!

jiggery_pokery

18 years ago

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zombie_zorac

18 years ago

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vamp_zorac

18 years ago

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jiggery_pokery

18 years ago

*uncontrolled chuckling*

It's the "bust out the hilarious new icons" thread!

(Or, more accurately, Mark's decided what to do with one of his 14,000 spare invite codes...)

*still chuckling*
Mark's decided what to do with one of his 14,000 spare invite codes...

I had the exact same thought! :X
Dude, that is the BEST zombie picture. <3
I know someone who looks like zombie_zorac on a good day.

(He lives in NY and is actually a really good guy. He just looks a little undead, that's all.)
"He's only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. All dead, well, there's usually only one thing you can do with all dead. [What's that?] Go through his clothes and look for loose change."

Guess the movie and win a t00by prize! >:D
*scratches head*

Um, Princess Bride.

*thumbs up*

leiabelle

18 years ago

Being really tired helps with the expression ;-)
EEEEEEEP. Mark is terrorising the fandom!
Mmmm. Fandom Brains...

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