Zorac (zorac) wrote,
Zorac
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  • Mood: I am the Anti-Delia

All your m00se are belong to us

Well, it seems like my kitchen mojo has well and truly departed. I'd just put some oil on in the frying pan when I got a 'phone call. Ten minutes later, "what's that smell?". Open the kitchen door and WHOOSH! Great clouds of smoke! I manage to turn the ring off, stick the frying pan under the cold tap and open the window before retreating with streaming eyes and a hearty cough. On the second attempt, I managed to break the wooden spatula I was stirring with, and when I went to put water on for the pasta, I managed to turn on the wrong ring and end up with a well-done panhandle.

Methinks I should stick to puddings.

Cats: You have no chance to survive make your Butterbeer
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'dick'
Captain: You know what you eating
Captain: Move 'dick'
Captain: For great t00bage
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Grr Argh

zombie_zorac

February 10 2003, 16:37:41 UTC 18 years ago

*climbs slowly to feet*
*shuffles toward supply of fresh brains*

Re: Grr Argh

strangefrontier

February 10 2003, 16:46:33 UTC 18 years ago

*reloads twelve gauge shotgun*

Don't make me break out my m4d h34d5h07 5ki110rz.

Re: Grr Argh

jiggery_pokery

February 10 2003, 17:18:31 UTC 18 years ago

m4d h34d5h07 5ki110rz

L0L L0L L0L R07FL. w00t!

STOP THAT IT'S SILLY

Re: Grr Argh

strangefrontier

February 10 2003, 17:46:13 UTC 18 years ago

*hangs head in shame* I've been reading too much Megatokyo recently.

Crossover!

jiggery_pokery

February 10 2003, 18:01:48 UTC 18 years ago

I look into MT from time to time and find it hard to imagine that there can be too much Megatokyo. You do know about the megatokyocomic syndicated feed, don't you?

One of my friends, dr4b, cosplayed Capture The B34r. *happy sigh*

sw33t!

strangefrontier

February 10 2003, 21:30:37 UTC 18 years ago

I look into MT from time to time and find it hard to imagine that there can be too much Megatokyo.

I only discovered it recently and have been going through the archives. Over two years worth of archives. *brain falls out* My best friend Stuart is so very much like Largo. He likes his b33r, has a zombie phobia and thinks the world is overrun by them, and gets annoyed when I outfrag him. Maybe it's just the Dance of Fragging Victory that annoys him.

You do know about the megatokyocomic syndicated feed, don't you?

*feels under-educated* I do now...

Heheh, Capture the B34r. :-) A better idea than Capture the Bag in Timesplitters.

Re: sw33t!

jiggery_pokery

February 11 2003, 06:38:14 UTC 18 years ago

*tries a few things to see what gives the funniest result*

The haxor handle of jiggery pokery is "Skelet0n Runner".

What's yours? Enter your name:


So in this thread already we've had a zombie_zorac and a Skelet0n Runner. About now we ought to start doing the Monster Mash, or something.

Always happy to spread the LJ knowledge l0ff around, or something. :-)

Re: sw33t

zombie_zorac

February 11 2003, 06:45:02 UTC 18 years ago

*does the mash - the monster mash*

Re: sw33t

vamp_zorac

February 11 2003, 06:46:35 UTC 18 years ago

*does the mash - it was a graveyard smash*

Re: sw33t

jiggery_pokery

February 11 2003, 08:11:53 UTC 18 years ago

*does the mash - it caught oooon in a flaaaash*

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