Zorac (zorac) wrote,
Zorac
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  • Mood: I am the Anti-Delia

All your m00se are belong to us

Well, it seems like my kitchen mojo has well and truly departed. I'd just put some oil on in the frying pan when I got a 'phone call. Ten minutes later, "what's that smell?". Open the kitchen door and WHOOSH! Great clouds of smoke! I manage to turn the ring off, stick the frying pan under the cold tap and open the window before retreating with streaming eyes and a hearty cough. On the second attempt, I managed to break the wooden spatula I was stirring with, and when I went to put water on for the pasta, I managed to turn on the wrong ring and end up with a well-done panhandle.

Methinks I should stick to puddings.

Cats: You have no chance to survive make your Butterbeer
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'dick'
Captain: You know what you eating
Captain: Move 'dick'
Captain: For great t00bage
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Re: *dies*

jiggery_pokery

February 10 2003, 17:21:16 UTC 18 years ago

I know someone who looks like zombie_zorac on a good day.

(He lives in NY and is actually a really good guy. He just looks a little undead, that's all.)

Re: *dies*

leiabelle

February 10 2003, 17:39:42 UTC 18 years ago

"He's only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. All dead, well, there's usually only one thing you can do with all dead. [What's that?] Go through his clothes and look for loose change."

Guess the movie and win a t00by prize! >:D

Re: *dies*

nystana

February 10 2003, 17:44:12 UTC 18 years ago

*scratches head*

Um, Princess Bride.

*thumbs up*

leiabelle

February 10 2003, 18:36:52 UTC 18 years ago

Ding ding ding! :D

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