Zorac (zorac) wrote,
Zorac
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  • Mood: I am the Anti-Delia

All your m00se are belong to us

Well, it seems like my kitchen mojo has well and truly departed. I'd just put some oil on in the frying pan when I got a 'phone call. Ten minutes later, "what's that smell?". Open the kitchen door and WHOOSH! Great clouds of smoke! I manage to turn the ring off, stick the frying pan under the cold tap and open the window before retreating with streaming eyes and a hearty cough. On the second attempt, I managed to break the wooden spatula I was stirring with, and when I went to put water on for the pasta, I managed to turn on the wrong ring and end up with a well-done panhandle.

Methinks I should stick to puddings.

Cats: You have no chance to survive make your Butterbeer
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'dick'
Captain: You know what you eating
Captain: Move 'dick'
Captain: For great t00bage
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jiggery_pokery

February 10 2003, 17:43:40 UTC 18 years ago

Do not fear attack from zorac.

Do fear attack from zombie_zorac. I hear that the only way to fend off said freak of nature is a freshly-obtained trail of brains leading off in the opposite direction.

Or a freshly-obtained trail of dick. Dick would work, too.

nystana

February 10 2003, 17:49:27 UTC 18 years ago

Dude, Have you seen that Icon!!#@!$$!#@$#!!!

*runs under table*

Don't let it get me and I promise I will not scream like silly little girl.

Or a freshly-obtained trail of dick. Dick would work, too.

Sweetheart, I don't think I would be offering *ahem* "the goods" to zombie straight boy. It's just not fair for the rest of us, I mean, really.

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