Zorac (zorac) wrote,
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Look at the size of that thing!

I should like to point out that the pictures below have not been in any way digitally enhanced. There is no forced perspective or other camera trickery involved. I feel no need to enhance my assets, what you see is exactly what you get.



Yes, ladies and gentleman, it's an obscenely large chocolate bar, weighing in at a massive 4.5kg (or around 10lb). It was in the post-Easter chocolate sale at Sainsbury's, and who can resist a single bar of chocolate with £10 off? Certainly not me, that's for sure.

The only problem I can see with it being that large is this: How is anyone supposed to get their mouth around it?
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  • 5 comments

starcrossedgirl

April 21 2003, 05:25:16 UTC 18 years ago

I suppose you'll just have to start by licking and nibbling on it...

*envies*

Gentleman! Gentleman! I'm the gentleman!

jiggery_pokery

April 21 2003, 05:51:58 UTC 18 years ago

I'm surprised it isn't longer but thinner.

TTBOMK, a standard 200g or 400g Toblerone has 15 chunks. This appears only to have 12. However, each chunk will be close to 400g of chocolate itself, and so you'll probably want to cut each chunk up into very, very many little bits. Easier said than done, probably. What a maaaaad purchase. (How much was it originally?) We will probably get through one chunk between us over the Puntt00bage weekend...

"If you only buy one bar of chocolate this year..."

hermorrine

April 21 2003, 11:16:03 UTC 18 years ago

....

You are a very bad boy.

jiggery_pokery

May 1 2003, 17:07:16 UTC 17 years ago

New name for activities concerning chocolate consumption at Punt!t00bage: t00blerone

Are you planning to take people to crash at your house on your sofa, two spare beds etc. at Punt!t00bage? If so, please might I put an early reservation in?

zorac

May 1 2003, 17:22:21 UTC 17 years ago

Mmmm. T00blerone. Would GIP, but can't be bothered to make one at this time of night ;-)

I will provide crash space to people willing to put up with me an hermorrine being all couply ;-)