Zorac (zorac) wrote,
Zorac
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Food, glorious food

Dear Mr. Sainsbury,
I frequently purchase from your supermarkets small packets of minced beef with which to make my exciting cuisine. Alas, of late, said item appears to be all to often out of stock, reducing me to the lazy-man's option of a ready meal. On the subject of ready meals, You seem to be making more and more of them that are for two people. Isn't that defeating the object of the exercise? Not to mention discriminating against those of us with only one mouth to feed.
Yours Unimpressedly,
zorac

Dear Sandwich Vendors,
Lettuce belongs in salad, and even then requires a nice vinaigrette dressing. It is not nice in sandwiches. Please stop putting lettuce in virtually every sandwich you make, just for the hell of it. And don't tell me to pick it out if I don't like it - even if I do, that limp lettuce taste remains. And don't even get me started on lettuce in with burgers or other hot things...
Yours Frustratedly,
zorac

Dear Apple,
Panther has the best (and most useful) eye candy ever. You rock.
Yours Fanboyishly,
zorac
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Dear Sandwich Vendors,

ringbark

October 28 2003, 23:33:29 UTC 17 years ago

I would like to add to zorac's comments about lettuce. There is no requirement to put a lettuce leaf between the two sandwiches you pack in a plastic box. It does nothing for the taste of the sandwiches or for the dryness of them either. Your sandwiches are fine otherwise, but this renders them decidedly suboptimal.

Regards,

ringbark

hermorrine

October 29 2003, 21:43:23 UTC 17 years ago

Not to mention discriminating against those of us with only one mouth to feed.

Ah, but you will have two to feed come January, so you can feel righteously vindicated then! Or something. :-*